WHERE AM I

WHERES THE BATHROOM HERE

HOW DO YOU MAKE A CARRD? IS THIS HOW YOU YOUNG PEOPLE DO IT?

THIS IS VAMPIREFAUN'S CARRD OR SOMETHING I JUST NEED SOMEWHERE TO PUT MY LINKS

DNI IF YOU WANT A NORMAL CARRD OR SOMETHING I SUPPOSE

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JOE MAMA

WELCOME TO SOUP

I GO BY DEER ONLINE, IM 25 YEARS OLD, I MAJORED IN HISTORY IN COLLEGE, IM CURRENTLY A MEDICAL RESIDENT, I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATESOH BOY OH GEE I SURE DO LOVE DANMEI, I THINK TGCF IS MY FAVORITEI SPEAK ENGLISH AND SPANISH AND SOME SPRINKLES OF OTHER TONGUESI LIKE VAMPIRES IM WRITING A WHOLE NOVEL ABOUT SOME VAMPIRES, YOU CAN SEE THE PROGRESS HEREWHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS SPACE

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IT'S VAMPIREFAUN AS IN FAUN THE MYTHICAL CREATURE, NOT FAWN AS IN A YOUNG DEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEER YOUR FAQ HURTS TO READ
NO PAIN NO GAIN
WHY DO YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS
I DONT KNOW I'VE JUST ALWAYS DONE IT
DO YOU EVER TYPE IN LOWERCASE
YES WHEN IM BEING SO COOL AND PROFESSIONAL
WHAT DO ALL THE FREUD REFERENCES MEAN
I PUT THIS PICTURE AT THE END OF MY FIRST TGCF FIC AND IT TURNED INTO A RUNNING JOKE

YOURE A STUDENT? HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO WRITE?
I DONT. NEXT QUESTION
CAN I TRANSLATE OR PODFIC YOUR FIC?
I WILL ALMOST ALWAYS SAY YES BUT I USUALLY DONT KEEP TRACK OF WHO ASKS SO BE FOREWARNED THAT SOMEONE MIGHT SNIPE IT

DEER...DO YOU HATE ME?

WHY DO PEOPLE ASK ME THIS. NO. MY HEART IS SO FULL OF LOVE FOR YOU. YOURE LIKE MY LITTLE DISCORD KITTEN

DO YOU DO COMMISSIONS

I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE A SET PRICE OR RULES OR ANYTHING BUT IF YOU COME TO MY INBOX AND PITCH ME AN IDEA I CAN SAY YES OR NO AND GIVE YOU AN ESTIMATE

WHEN WILL YOU UPDATE XYZ FIC?
YOU CAN ASK BY SPECIFIC FICS IN MY RETROSPRING BUT KNOW THAT I AM INACCURATE LIKE 80% OF THE TIME BECAUSE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY BRAIN CELLS TO GROW BACK LIKE MINECRAFT MUSHROOMS

DEER CAN I ASK YOU A MEDICAL QUESTION

TIME FOR MY FIRST MALPRACTICE LAWSUIT
DON'T SUPPORT [SOME PERSON] THEY DID [SOME SORT OF THING]
PLAEEEESE PLEASE JUST MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY AND NICELY ABOUT STUFF IM LIKE 5 TREMBLING GERBILS IN A TRENCH COAT AND I AM ALLERGIC TO BEING PERCEIVED. THIS IS A DRAMA FREE ZONE
WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM
DEPENDS WHAT KIND OF WORM
HOW DO I WRITE SMUT
HERE ARE A FEW RANDOM TIPS BUT I AM NO EXPERT
MY QUASTION ISNT ANSWER HERE OHH GOD OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO
ASK ME AT MY RETROSPRING LINKED HERE:

CARRD NUTS -> ω

DEER!!!!!! I SAW GOODY [SOME TWITTER USER] WITH THE DEVIL, YOU HAVE TO STOP SUPPORTING THEM OR ELSE. HERE IS A GOOGLE DOC WITH THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THEIR-

HALT!
THIS TWITTER IS A DRAMA FREE ZONE. IM TIRED
I AM NOT A BRAND OR A POLITICIAN. I WRITE PORN ABOUT SOUP FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!!!!
FOR MY OWN MENTAL WELLBEING I AM ABSTAINING FROM ALL STICKY SITUATIONS.
IF YOU WISH TO POLITELY WHISPER IN MY CURIOUSCAT ABOUT SOMETHING PARTICULARLY EGREGIOUS, THAT IS FINE, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW THAT I PROBABLY WILL NOT RESPOND


AND ANY MESSAGES FRAMED AS ANGRY HOSTILE DEMANDS TO CUT TIES WITH PEOPLE OR RETWEET CALLOUTS WILL BE IGNORED ABSOLUTELY. LEARN SOME MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE IS A GOOD VIDEO ESSAY ON THIS SUBJECT:
https://youtu.be/OjMPJVmXxV8


TO SUMMARIZE: IF YOU WANT TO CONGREGATE AROUND A MORALLY PURE BEING IN A HALL DEVOTED TO DIVINE PERFECTION YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH

BUT DEER! BUT IF YOU DONT JOIN THIS WAVE OF HATRED, HARASSMENT, AND SHUNNING AGAINST THE TWITTER MAIN CHARACTER OF THE WEEK THEN HOW WILL YOU MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE?
DAMN, GUESS I WONT! YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT THOUGH
BUT DEER! THEN HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT YOU SUPPORT?
1. I THINK WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO INNOCENT PEOPLE IT IS BAD NO MATTER WHAT
2. I THINK HUMANS ARE DEEPLY FLAWED AND NUANCED CREATURES WHO MAKE MISTAKES OFTEN WITHOUT MEANING TO
3. I THINK ANCHOVIES ON PIZZA SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
DOES THAT COVER EVERYTHING???NO. CAN I SUCK YOUR TOES?
DEPENDS HOW MUCH YOU PAY MEI WONDER IF PEOPLE ARE STILL READING DOWN HERE
I HOPE NOTIF THEY ARE, THEY SHOULD STOP THINKING ABOUT TWITTER DRAMA AND GO TOUCH GRASS
WITH WHAT, THEIR FEET?
MOANS QUIETLY...
YEAH YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU, STRAWMAN QUESTIONING BOLD TEXT



LOOKS UP FROM NEWSPAPER
JESUS!!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? DIGGING FOR GOLD?
GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!



OK IT'S NICE AND QUIET HERE. ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE SHOULD BE GONE BY NOW. LISTEN CLOSELY, I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME. MY OPINION ON PISS KINK IS